Now the right had amassed for itself a great fortune, with the help of those who were left, or majority of us, in other words. Through one of the biggest pyramid schemes in history, modern capitalism, the right so impoverished the rest of us, that what was left of us organized itself, under the banner of communism, into a force to take back its rightful inheritance or share of the earth’s resources. Those of us who prospered under capitalism, that is, who were higher up on the pyramid, disagreed with the goals ‘n’ tactics of the far left, and sided with the right, instead. Thus was man split down the middle into two clones, each claiming to be identical to the image of the original man.
Yet, I found the one to be just as big a liar and thief as the other, for neither one even came close to the image of the original man. Whereas the right tended to look like the good guy, and the left, the bad guy, underneath the deception, they both looked like wolves in sheep’s clothing. What the right took from the rest of us through brute economics, the left took away through brute politics. T. Rexes in disguise, the two fed off the rest of us, like true carnivores, with brute force. And with plenty of propaganda to go around, they both told us we could have it all if only we’d sell our souls to them. Little did they tell us that pyramids are built upon the backs of all those from whom everything has been taken. As the two economically and politically gobbled up the world, with an insatiable appetite for what only the truth could ever satisfy, they threatened each other with extinction. For the two needed to return to the wildest parts of the imagination—to go the way of all dinosaurs—so that the rest of us might live in peace.